Who lives in a house like this?

Ever wondered what life would be like if you lived inside the pages of a home furnishings catalogue? Well now we know, courtesy of an hilarious new blog Catalog Living.

WARNING: This is laugh 'til you cry and get stomach ache kind of funny. Meet Gary and Elaine, the couple who inhabit this catalogue life.

Picking up signals...

Elaine: "Gary and I have slept in separate beds for years, but last night he left me a tied-up stack of books on my foot-of-bed-bench. I think he’s in the mood."

Lacking inspiration...

Elaine: "Gary, have you finished writing that song for me yet? Gary? Gary?!?!?!"

A twist of something...

"Elaine was not amused by Gary’s passive-aggressive response to her request to “garnish the cocktails”."

Follow directions...

Elaine: "Greta, the invitation specifically said to bring a yellow or white food or drink. Now, please remove your brown cookies at once."

BYOB...

"Elaine calls it a “blend-it-yourself” party. Everyone else calls it an “Elaine-has-gotten-lazy” party."

I am telling you, this stuff never gets old. Follow on Facebook and Twitter for your daily dose of funny.